{"id":51,"date":"2011-08-07T20:36:20","date_gmt":"2011-08-08T03:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hot-erotic-phonesex.com\/phonesex-blog\/?p=51"},"modified":"2011-08-07T20:39:32","modified_gmt":"2011-08-08T03:39:32","slug":"a-funny-joke-i-heard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hot-erotic-phonesex.com\/phonesex-blog\/2011\/08\/07\/a-funny-joke-i-heard\/","title":{"rendered":"A Funny Joke I Heard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person &#8220;How much are the washer and dryer?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Five dollars for both of them,&#8221; the salesman said.<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah right, you&#8217;ve got to be kidding me!&#8221; the man replied sarcastically.<br \/>\n&#8220;No, that&#8217;s the price,&#8221; the salesman said, &#8220;Do you want to buy them or not?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah, I&#8217;ll take them!&#8221; the customer responded.<\/p>\n<p>He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. &#8220;How much?&#8221; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Five dollars for the system,&#8221; the salesman answered.<br \/>\n&#8220;Is it stolen?&#8221; the guy asks.<br \/>\n&#8220;No,&#8221; said the salesman, &#8220;It&#8217;s brand new, do you want it or not?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Sure,&#8221; the customer replied. He looked around some more.<\/p>\n<p>Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. &#8220;How much?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Five dollars,&#8221; was the familiar response.<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ll take that too!&#8221; the man said.<\/p>\n<p>As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him,<br \/>\n&#8220;Why are your prices so cheap?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The salesman said, &#8220;Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.<br \/>\nWhat he&#8217;s doing to her, I&#8217;m doing to his business!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person &#8220;How much are the washer and dryer?&#8221; &#8220;Five dollars for both of them,&#8221; the salesman said. &#8220;Yeah right, you&#8217;ve got to be kidding me!&#8221; the man [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,1],"tags":[31],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes-to-share","category-uncategorized","tag-dirty-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hot-erotic-phonesex.com\/phonesex-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hot-erotic-phonesex.com\/phonesex-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hot-erotic-phonesex.com\/phonesex-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hot-erotic-phonesex.com\/phonesex-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hot-erotic-phonesex.com\/phonesex-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/hot-erotic-phonesex.com\/phonesex-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53,"href":"http:\/\/hot-erotic-phonesex.com\/phonesex-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions\/53"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hot-erotic-phonesex.com\/phonesex-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hot-erotic-phonesex.com\/phonesex-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hot-erotic-phonesex.com\/phonesex-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}