I am not answering calls today! I am having a little, naughty, party with a friend of mine and his dad and his son! I will tell you all about it after Father’s Day… So have a great weekend thinking about the naughty, dirty things I am doing… (wink) you can show me how much you love me by going to amazon and looking up jolenesbedroom! Talk to you soon! Love you guys!!
Having A Naughty, Wet, Horny Birthday!
Masturbating in the shower isn’t something I do all the time… but once in a while it is really irresistible. Just last night I took a shower and as the warm water cascaded down my body. I rubbed shower gel into a rich lather all over my wet tits and stomach and my fingers lingered between my legs for a moment. I reached up and pulled down the showerhead and began rinsing my body all the way down then I focused on my hot, wet cunt. I love playing with my pussy all the time… I masturbate during 98% of my calls. I want to get off all the time as often as I can so I punish myself when I need it I deny my first orgasm for as long as I say, and right now it is being taunted with a big vibrator up my tight, little, brown hole…
Imagining what it would be like to have someone just appear and push me down on the bed and stuff their hard, massive cock up my tight ass and then one of their friends pulls me away and makes me sit on their wood like shaft. The other wasn’t finished… So he gets behind me and rams his cock into my throbbing, trembling, tight, tiny asshole… Fucking me like a whore! Using my body for their pleasure! Treating my body like it belongs to them, at least for now, then one more appears and stuffs his huge cock into my mouth, forcing it down my throat, making me gag and choke, causing my body to shake making the cocks deep inside slip further into both holes exciting them to orgasm. They push off of me and two more hungry men slide into their previous positions and fuck me harder and faster this time. The cock still penetrating my mouth jams in to his balls and shoots a big, sticky, wet load down my throat as I choke and gag he pulls it out and finished on my face… He leans down to kiss me, sliding his tongue into my mouth tasting himself on my lips.
I then cum! I orgasm over and over pulsating on the two cocks inside me forcing them to let go and squirt their wonderful juice inside me… MMMmmm……. Now that is what I think about sometimes when I am on the telephone with YOU! So call me because I am ready for some fun!!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person “How much are the washer and dryer?”
“Five dollars for both of them,” the salesman said.
“Yeah right, you’ve got to be kidding me!” the man replied sarcastically.
“No, that’s the price,” the salesman said, “Do you want to buy them or not?”
“Yeah, I’ll take them!” the customer responded.
He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. “How much?” he asked.
“Five dollars for the system,” the salesman answered.
“Is it stolen?” the guy asks.
“No,” said the salesman, “It’s brand new, do you want it or not?”
“Sure,” the customer replied. He looked around some more.
Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. “How much?”
“Five dollars,” was the familiar response.
“I’ll take that too!” the man said.
As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him,
“Why are your prices so cheap?”
The salesman said, “Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.
What he’s doing to her, I’m doing to his business!”
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